The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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