You're a womanizer and a bitch.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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