Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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