dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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