it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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