Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
