What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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