I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
You need Xanax blowdarts
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
