Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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