it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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