Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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