he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Randomize
