i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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