i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
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