just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
3pm strippers are depressing
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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