Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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