she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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