Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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