If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Ladies don't puke and tell
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Randomize
