Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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