I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I have feelings that need drinking.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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