Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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