I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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