i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
