Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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