do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
She even gives head with a lisp.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
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