the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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