Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You made out with two different species that night
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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