Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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