She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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