on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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