I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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