For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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