His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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