you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Boobs speak an international language.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
