So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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