considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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