gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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