508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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