This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
only if we run a train.
done.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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