shes about as inviting as chlamydia
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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