kristin has been a bad kristin
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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