Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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