9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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