what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Randomize
