fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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