Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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