are you still at the devil's house?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Randomize