The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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