I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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