3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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