I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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