dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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