fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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