So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
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