Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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