Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
He did a backflip because drugs
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