So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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