do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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