Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Boobs are out for the taking
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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