i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Randomize
