So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Randomize
